Welcome back to the Doctor Rich channel! Today, we’re here with Michelle in the studio, and we’re going to take a parody of a popular late-night game show game: The Whisper Challenge (hence the headphones). So we’re going to conduct the whisper challenge — with a healthcare twist! There will be a winner, which makes the other player the ”win-ee” — and we’re going to bump it up a notch. The winner will donate $500 to the charity of choice for the other player. Ours is St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.
Michelle:
Same.
Doctor Rich:
All right. Game on!
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[Doctor Rich wearing noise-canceling headphones while Michelle reads phrases off cards]
Michelle:
How’s your hysterectomy?
Doctor Rich [looking shocked]
That was like a paragraph!
Michelle [repeating the phrase]:
How’s your hysterectomy?
Doctor Rich:
Helsinki Syndrome?! No, no, no — it’s… uh… emasculated entanglement syndrome!
Michelle:
How is your hysterectomy?
Doctor Rich:
Algebra is harder than geometry?
[Michelle shows Doctor Rich the card. He laughs in understanding]
Obviously!
Michelle [reading the next card]:
The lady doctor is a man.
Doctor Rich:
The glazed donut is delicious? I don’t think I’m gonna get any of these!
Michelle [laughing]:
I think you’re not!
The lady doctor is a man.
Doctor Rich:
My lady parts are in pain?
Michelle:
One more time — the lady doctor is a man.
Doctor Rich [laughing in exasperation]:
I don’t know.
[Michelle shows him the card, and he shakes his head and laughs]
Michelle [reading the next card]:
Robotic surgery.
Doctor Rich:
Robotic surgery.
Michelle:
Doctor Rich: the robot doctor.
Doctor Rich:
Doctor Rich adores puppies?
Michelle:
Doctor Rich: the robot doctor.
Doctor Rich:
Doctor Rich robots doctors? [Michelle looks at the camera to see if the answer counts] Is that close?
Michelle:
Almost!
Doctor Rich:
Am I getting partial credit?
Michelle:
Okay, you got it.
[reading the next card]
Uterus.
Doctor Rich:
Uterus.
Michelle:
That was too easy!
[reading next card]
Da Vinci.
Doctor Rich:
Da Vinci.
Michelle:
Leiomyosarcoma.
Doctor Rich:
Alright, one more time…
Michelle:
Leiomyosarcoma.
Doctor Rich [quickly and confidently]:
Endometriosis!
[Michelle laughing]
Is that right?! No? Oh man… Alright.
Michelle:
Leiomyosarcoma.
Doctor Rich:
Is it endometrioma?
Michelle:
Leiomyosarcoma.
Doctor Rich:
I’ve got a gimp in my basement?!
[Michelle shows him the card]
Oh, gosh! I should have gotten that one!
Michelle:
Subscribe to the Doctor Rich channel.
Doctor Rich:
That’s too much words!
Michelle:
Subscribe to the Doctor Rich channel.
Doctor Rich [laughing]:
My husband said I was shark bait? (Check out our last video!)
Michelle:
Subscribe to the Doctor Rich channel.
Doctor Rich:
All right, I got nothing…
[Michelle shows Doctor Rich the card. Doctor Rich laughs]
Michelle:
It’s time for shots.
[looking at Doctor Rich encouragingly]
Come on…
Doctor Rich:
Stouffer’s stuffing?
Michelle:
It’s time for shots.
Doctor Rich:
I’m really… I’m stumped.
Michelle:
It’s time for shots.
Doctor Rich:
Patron shots — that’s what I’ve got!
Michelle [showing Doctor Rich the card]:
You almost got it!
Doctor Rich [throwing his hands up in excitement]:
You gotta gimme that! You gotta gimme that!
Michelle:
No, you don’t get it.
Doctor Rich [laughing and pleading]:
You gotta gimme that! You gotta gimme that.
[Doctor Rich’s turn is over. The score stands at 4 ½ to 0 as Michelle starts her turn]
Doctor Rich:
I have cramps.
Michelle:
I have cramps,
Doctor Rich:
Dude… I’m gonna get my butt handed to me!
[reading the next card]
Doctor’s appointment.
Michelle [hesitantly]:
Doctor… doc… Again, I don’t know.
Doctor Rich:
Doctor’s appointment.
Michelle:
Doctor’s appointment.
Doctor Rich:
Dude! I’m just better at mouthing words, I think!
[reading next card]
Student loan debt.
[Michelle looks perplexed, and Doctor Rich laughs]
I think we got her! I think we got her.
Michelle:
June… June low nasty?
Doctor Rich:
Student loan debt.
Michelle:
June… Ju… Jewish something?
Doctor Rich:
Student loan debt.
Michelle:
June low….
[Doctor Rich shows her the card, and she rolls her eyes in mock frustration]
Student loan debt!
Doctor Rich:
Sacrocolpopexy.
[Michelle looks perplexed while Doctor Rich laughs]
I mean… I don’t know. This is kind of an unfair thing.
Michelle:
Something about a ball or something!
Doctor Rich [enunciating clearly]:
All right… Sacrocolpopexy
Michelle:
Sacral…omoplasty? Or something!
Doctor Rich:
We almost have to give it to her! Alright…
[shows Michelle the card]
Michelle [reading the card]:
Sac… sacro… Almost! Almost.
Doctor Rich:
That’s like the shot. That was like a half.
[reading next card]
Cranberry juice.
Michelle:
Grandma shoes?
Doctor Rich:
Cranberry juice.
Michelle:
Cranberry shoes?
Doctor Rich:
Cranberry juice.
Michelle:
Cranberry shoes — shots.
Doctor Rich [laughing]:
I know what we’re doing after this! All right, so close!
[next card]
UTIs suck.
Michelle:
You guys suck?
Doctor Rich:
All right.
Michelle [pointing to Doctor Rich and the cameraman]:
You guys suck?
Doctor Rich:
UTIs suck.
Michelle:
Oh! UTIs suck.
Doctor Rich:
I have a fibroid.
Michelle:
You have a hemorrhoid?
Doctor Rich [laughing]:
I have a fibroid.
Michelle [excitedly]:
I have a fibroid!
Doctor Rich [shocked]:
Oh my God!
[reading next card]
Urogynecology.
Michelle:
Something “ology.”
Doctor Rich:
Urogynecology.
Michelle:
Urogynecology!
Doctor Rich:
I’m just REALLY good at mouthing things, I think!
[next card]
Pelvic organ prolapse.
Michelle:
Prolapse!
Doctor Rich:
Pelvic organ prolapse.
Michelle:
Pelvic floor prolapse?
Doctor Rich [speaking slowly, syllable by syllable]:
Pelvic organ prolapse.
Michelle:
Pelvic curtain prolapse?
[Michelle and Doctor Rich erupt in laughter]
Doctor Rich:
Like this video.
Michelle:
Like this video.
Cameraman [off screen, astonished]:
Oh, man!
Doctor Rich [raising Michelle’s arm in the air while the final score of 4 ½ to 7 appears on screen]:
Champion! Big winner.
Well, Michelle — thanks for joining us for The Whisper Challenge!
Michelle:
Thank you! Loved it — loved winning!
Doctor Rich [holding the card to his forehead]:
So hope you guys enjoyed this as much as we did! Tune in for more great content — and as the cards say, “Like and subscribe!”
[to Michelle, laughing] I think we should do shots!
Michelle [laughing]:
Think we should do shots! We’ve all been talking about shots!
